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Killer Purses

They are vicious
Oh so nasty
They will bite your head off.
Killer purses
Killer purses
Watch out girls

There's a scream from the coatroom
The coat check girl is dead.
Killer purses
Killer purses
Has anyone said.

Their leader, she's a mean old clutch
With thousands of beady little eyes.
her owner/slave looks a little strange
With six purses chained to her side.
OH NO!

(chorus:)
Killer purses
Killer purses
Your purse is alive
Killer purses
Killer purses
Your purse is alive!

They eat money
Like it's goin out of style
Killer purses
Killer purses
watch out guys

They crawl around the apartment
You can hear them in the hall.
Killer purses
Killer purses
They might bite your dick off
They might give your dick a bite

(chorus)

They carry hairspray and mascara
When they go uptown.
Killer purses
Killer purses
Oh no beware

They attack old ladies
Who can barely get around.
Killer purses
Killer purses
Oh no beware
Creepy creepy CREEPS!

Don't reach into that handbag, girl
For some extra change
Your hand might just come back
All chewed up, mangled and maimed
OH GOD MY NAILS!

(chorus)

KILL YOUR PURSES!
KILL YOUR PURSES!!
YOUR PURSE IS ALIVE!!!

Copyright 1981, 2002 Karl Brown and Matthew McQueen

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